Prepare the Potatoes: Start by throwing your potatoes at Linda too and wash. Once they're clean, take out your anger on them by giving them a good smash.
Bake the Potatoes: Wrap the potato like a Chipotle burrito and bake at 400°F for 60 minutes.
Prepare Toppings: While baking, cut your scallions, chives, and cook your bacon. Chop them up once cooked.
Assemble the Loaded Potatoes: Once the potatoes are cooked and a fork slides in easily, slice them open and add in your butter, salt, sour cream, cheddar cheese, chives, scallion, and bacon.